Jokes corner..

Think of putting up some jokes here to lighten up our days... most of them are not my jokes, and jokes are jokes la...nothing serious ok...
Hope more will contribute some jokes here la..

My Times UP?

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to
the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'

God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and
8 days to live.'

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you
said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from
out of the path of the ambulance?'



(You'll love this)




- God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'

sushi

Quality changes the world

Was on the way to Immigration Dept Subang on Tuesday to make my passport when I saw this sign at the back of the lorry in front of our car

"QUALITY CHANGES THE WORLD"

I really like this phrase. It makes me think of what we can do to improve ourselves, our life, the service that we render to our customers. At times, when I am so caught up with paperwork, the stress of work, the boredom at home, it affects the quality of service that I give to my customers, or the attention that I give to people around me. In the process, I might have hurt people's feelings, unintentionally. Hence, a big big SORRY from me, if you have been the receiving end of my "unquality" attitude, I will learn to change and be a more quality person!!

Skin Browsing

Thinking of changing our baby's (blog) image... What do u guys think?

Been surfing the net for the past few days to choose the right one.. to fit everyone's style.

Up till now.. hm... none what so ever caught my eye.

Probably i'll continue surfing around... i'm sure the right one will come along...

Oh... beside informing you guys that there will be a new outlook for our blog, just wanted to share something with all of you.

If you guys love handmade cards and are too lazy to do it..

I have the best solution for you .... teng teng teng...

I have a friend who does beautiful, custom made cards and they are not expensive at all...

Will post some pics in this post... if u are interested... you can contact her.. beautiful cards!!!

G9H10 - MoMo*Chin

p/s : cantikkan???

New Police Story..Malaysian style

Heard this story recently from a fren's fren..let's call him A for simplicity. One night A was driving home in his WAJA after happy hours. He had alot of drinks so when he was stopped at a roadblock, he began to panic. He was thinking to himself, " Sei lo..sure kena this time"
The policeman on duty asked A, " U ada minum tak?
A answered, "takda takda" shaking his head, even though he was v drunk at that time.
However, before A is done with the breath analyser test and before the policeman can take down his details, there was an accident just behind them. The policeman was distracted by the commotion behind them and hence tell A, " ok laa, u boleh balik sekarang"
Happily, A went home to sleep.
The next morning, someone knocked on the door loudly. It's the policeman again.
Policeman asked fiercely: "Eh, u ada minum banyak ke semalam? "
Again, A denied and answered, "takda takda" shaking his head.
Policeman now super unhappy and asked A loudly, "
Kalau u takda minum, KENAPA BAWAK SAYA PUNYA KERETA BALIK RUMAH KAMU??
(A drove the police car-also a Waja back home, with d policeman's belongings inside,shotgun included!!)